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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:34 am 
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Chances are if you are reading this, you are a fat slow Dirtdawg type, who, in spite of those facts, has still built your life around the time consuming and fitness-centric "sport" of mountain biking/cycling. You continue to lie to yourself year after year that you will train and get fit...but alas, if virtually every other decision of any type in your life holds true, you won't.

We probably don't ride together because you're a loser who I can only tolerate when watered down by the other losers on this site.

Well here is your chance to prove me right.

Tyler State Park.
Trailhead - 9am.

And be prepared to look at each other's balls and stuff. Because that's what the cool kids are doing these days.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:51 pm 
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Damn. Heading to Pensacola after work today.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:39 pm 
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All the cool kids are riding Northshore tomorrow @ 9:30am from Mad Shelter.


You lose Bain!


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:07 pm 
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JFL RIDES wrote:
All the cool kids are riding Northshore tomorrow @ 9:30am from Mad Shelter.


You lose Bain!


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:28 pm 
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Location: ...off the front!
...I wish I was a cool kid!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:17 am 
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In with mullet 29er and boner.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 6:53 am 
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This shit was fun. Props to Otis for the post ride whiskey set up and the well executed pilot duties of Faceplant.

Strong boner.


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