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Author:  Kevin [ Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:21 pm ]
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USA Cycling Permit # 2013-277

CATEGORY DISTANCE START TIME FEE PRIZES
Open Men Ultra Endurance 100+ km 9:00 AM $35 50% 5 Deep
Open Women Ultra Endurance 100+ km 9:00 AM $35 50% 5 Deep
Open SS 100+ km 9:00 AM $35 50% 5 Deep
Fun Ride 45 miles 9:00 AM $20 Swag

https://www.bikereg.com/Net/17870

Can't do Dawg deals on this one except for the fun ride because we have to maintain the integrity of the purse. I will pay the entry fee for riders who can provide a volunteer though. I'm thinking 5 deep Open and SS will pay a few Dawgs too. I'd really like to throw a decent purse out there for this one so talk it up.

Waiting for confirmation on a staging area but should be similar to last years route without the stretch into Muenster. This one will probably be 70-75 miles at most.

Author:  jabain [ Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:36 pm ]
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I just now got the fact that this is a play on "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Seriously...like, just now.

Author:  mr clean [ Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:01 pm ]
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jabain wrote:
I just now got the fact that this is a play on "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Seriously...like, just now.

That's awesome Bain!

Author:  lambo [ Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:52 am ]
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jabain wrote:
I just now got the fact that this is a play on "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Seriously...like, just now.


Now go hum a few bars of Alice's Restaurant with a friend....

Author:  mr clean [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:00 pm ]
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lambo wrote:
jabain wrote:
I just now got the fact that this is a play on "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Seriously...like, just now.


Now go hum a few bars of Alice's Restaurant with a friend....

Make sure it's at least three.

Author:  bui [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:09 pm ]
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What is Alice's Restaurant?

Author:  Kevin [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:13 pm ]
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bui wrote:
What is Alice's Restaurant?

Arlo Guthrie songs for $200, Alex.

Author:  Roady [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:23 pm ]
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you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

Author:  bgreen [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:14 am ]
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over my head.

Author:  jabain [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:38 am ]
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bgreen wrote:
over my head.


Like the top rung of a fine rope ladder.

Author:  mr clean [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:41 am ]
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Can't believe y'all don't know who arlo Guthrie is. Good stuff.

Author:  lambo [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:50 am ]
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bgreen wrote:
over my head.


Only song I could think of that combines faggot and massacre....

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
guitar.

Author:  mr clean [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:19 pm ]
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lambo wrote:
bgreen wrote:
over my head.


Only song I could think of that combines faggot and massacre....

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
guitar.

=D> =D> =D>

Author:  truman [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:50 pm ]
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Sit over on that bench right there.

Author:  interloper [ Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:55 pm ]
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....father rapers.

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