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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:51 am 
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His old ass is finally getting married and I figure we should send the grumpy old man off in style.
I'm waiting on him to let me know whether it's Friday or Saturday night.

I figure it should involve beer, rude behaviour, potty humor, and naked women.

Once SquirrelCutter gives me a day, we'll finalize the mission details.

So post up, Chuck, and let us know!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:14 pm 
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Tour de titty bar?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:19 pm 
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I like that! Chuck's told stories of the old "Tour de Smut".
Sounds like a redux is in order...

Let's go for Saturday, 9/22.
We gonna make this a bike tour through Dallas, or use cars?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:13 pm 
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Fukkit, bikes. I can always sleep at a DART station after I try to sqeeze the hot Asian bitch and get my ass kicked.

I'm gud widdat.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:14 pm 
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I dunno, having second thoughts about riding a bike to TT bars. Last time I tried to hang with this crowd I broke my elbow crashing in a drunken stupor.

I say we take my wife's car. Scott, you drive.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:56 pm 
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I can work with that.
I'd rather drive my vehicle though.. that way it's my own shit I'm crashing.

I'll do some research and see which bars are going to be the best bang for the buck.


Any of you other A-holes have preferences?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:46 pm 
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Shit that's this weekend. I would've factually crashed this shit for long overdue titty bar and a face to face with my Asian half brother.

Have family coming in. DAMN!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:11 pm 
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Well Nev you should join us. There will be Asian boobies out yonder, I Gar-On-Tee.

I for one am not sure having Homerz driving is a good thing, but like he said if we crash it is his shit. We can always run for an alley and try to make our way home, leave that fucker to deal with the PoPo. I was nowhere near the crime scene Occifer.

DPD don't like people from Irving, from what I've been tole.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:22 am 
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Aight.. Need to know who's coming on this soiree.

We'll be at Good Friend about 5 PM. Grab a couple drinks and food, and head down to Spearmint Rhino off 35. (Unless someone has a better option. I'm clueless to what's good around there)

Should be there by 8 PM.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:49 pm 
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So, Ginger Junior is IN? Well bust my britches, as my old granny used to say.

I quit going to tittybars a long time ago, but I'm willing to take one for the team.

Brang on the skinny sexy Vietnamese BITCHES, bitches.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:37 pm 
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SquirrelCutter wrote:
Well Nev you should join us. There will be Asian boobies out yonder, I Gar-On-Tee.


I got people in town to watch kid stuff. So sad...

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:19 am 
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Y'all have fun! My mom is in town from San Antonio this weekend or I might have joined y'all

Tear it up Chuck


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Ho.Lee.Shit. Shoulda been there. Guns, beer, and nekkid chicks offering to do him and his ol lady.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:58 pm 
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Hey, that bitch "Beauty" was hot. But even with a dozen beers, her grabbing my junk just made me laugh. And that pissed her off, and then she wanted $60 and I only had $25. Now, if that little Filipino hottie had grabbed my crotch, well ... nevermind.

I told the crotch grabbing tall thin hot as fuck blonde bitch to call the fucking bouncer and have me tossed.

What did she do? Weakass bitch came and stood behind my chair and tried to tell me she wanted the rest of her money. I told the little slut to call the bouncers and have me kicked out.

Thanx for the loan Scott ;)

No SquirrelCutters got their ass kicked by the big CIA looking motherfuckers in the suits with the earpieces. Bunch of fucking pussies, I could have took 'em. Especially that Vanilla Ice looking dickweed with the multicolored hair. He is a fag, I can tell these things.

I'm a trained professional.

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