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 Post subject: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:26 pm 
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ALRIGHT FOLKS...THAT BIKE RIDING TOO INTERESTING FOR YOU???? YOU NEED SOMETHING OTHER THAN GRAVEL ROADS TO BORE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS OFF AND GRIND AWAY AT YOUR ABILITY TO FOCUS????????

I PRESENT TO YOU THE ULTIMATE TEST OF WILLS, THE ULTIMATE PLACE IN WHICH A MAN CAN REACH DOWN, GRAB HIS INNER ENDURANCE ATHLETE, SHAKE IT BY THE BALLS, AND TELL IT TO QUIT BEING A PUSSY.

What is it? 300 miles of gravel road? No, don't be ridiculous, that's too interesting and entertaining...only a pussy needs to be entertained when tapping into his inner persistence hunter. 6 week road ride? Nope...too easy.

I would like to introduce to you...the ultra-treadmarathon.

Today marks the beginning of finding the limits of the human mind and body.

100 mile treadmill run.

Sound stupid?

Well then you just ain't game.

DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:31 pm 
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How do I register? I've been looking to connect with my true self for some time now, but the 24 hour mountain races and endurance running are just too damn exciting for me. Clearly this is the next step on the path for my inner persister.

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:34 pm 
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This will really put my vibram five fingers to the test.

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:54 pm 
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My other ideas include, but are not limited to:

1) Extreme dirt road roller blading 24 hour race.
2) Barefoot wheel-free wagon dragging.
3) Throwing a rock from Canada to Mexico.
4) Smoke more weed than Stephen.

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:55 pm 
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Some others to consider:

Hand Stand Ultimate Hill Climb
186 Mile Long Board Relay
Cross Country Ski from Maine to Alaska

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:11 pm 
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i'm in if there is a 12 hour drive to said treadmill. otherwise, just another walk in the garage.


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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:05 pm 
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How about a 300 Mile Stationary Trainer Race?

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:28 pm 
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I'm starting to get the impression you weren't serious.

I guess I just lost my deposit on that treadmill rental.

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:32 pm 
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I bet I can go just as far on a treadmill as any of you can on a spin bike in the same amount of time.

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:04 pm 
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I was supposed to do a 8mi run the otherday (marathon training BS), and it was really cold outside and looked like rain. I thought I'd just go do it at the gym on the treadmill. Maybe if I got on one behind a hot chick or found a TV that had some good Oprah reruns, it wouldn't be that bad. I ran for ten minutes and was nearly insane. Running on a treadmill is the hatest thing I've ever done. The good thing is that I have something to defer to when it's cold or rainy outside. Cold? Raining? Prolapsed rectum? Yep, all of those are better than running on a treadmill.


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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:47 pm 
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jabain wrote:
My other ideas include, but are not limited to:

1) Extreme dirt road roller blading 24 hour race.
2) Barefoot wheel-free wagon dragging.
3) Throwing a rock from Canada to Mexico.
4) Smoke more weed than Stephen.


don't forget the jerk'in off races. really popular in mexico.
not sure how it works though.
first one to shoot wins, or the last one?

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:52 pm 
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mr clean wrote:
jabain wrote:
My other ideas include, but are not limited to:

1) Extreme dirt road roller blading 24 hour race.
2) Barefoot wheel-free wagon dragging.
3) Throwing a rock from Canada to Mexico.
4) Smoke more weed than Stephen.


don't forget the jerk'in off races. really popular in mexico.
not sure how it works though.
first one to shoot wins, or the last one?


Volume?


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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:28 pm 
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kjconn wrote:
mr clean wrote:
jabain wrote:
My other ideas include, but are not limited to:

1) Extreme dirt road roller blading 24 hour race.
2) Barefoot wheel-free wagon dragging.
3) Throwing a rock from Canada to Mexico.
4) Smoke more weed than Stephen.


don't forget the jerk'in off races. really popular in mexico.
not sure how it works though.
first one to shoot wins, or the last one?


Volume?
and accuracy?

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:37 am 
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I was at Elmfork sport clays yesterday morning and, you don't need the golf carts, it's only like a half mile. So, there were ducks flying through and some quail just acting like total badasses hanging out on trees watching the skeet get shot. What I'm trying to say is, I have no idea what this topic is about, but is there some sort of biking/ shooting event that I could also suck at?

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 Post subject: Re: ULTRA-TREADMARATHON
PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:44 pm 
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Minotro wrote:
I was at Elmfork sport clays yesterday morning and, you don't need the golf carts, it's only like a half mile. So, there were ducks flying through and some quail just acting like total badasses hanging out on trees watching the skeet get shot. What I'm trying to say is, I have no idea what this topic is about, but is there some sort of biking/ shooting event that I could also suck at?


We do need to have ourselves a sport clays day...to separate the men from the boys.

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